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some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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