Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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