Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
So squirting runs in the family.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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Im part way to drunk.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend