I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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