On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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