I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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