i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I currently don't understand fingers.
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