as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
