Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
this boner is exhausting
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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