So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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