we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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