I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Randomize
