i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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