He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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