Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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