She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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