I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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