If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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