the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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