Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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