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i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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