Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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