Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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