Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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