Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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