Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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