I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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