Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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