where does the pee come out of this thing
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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