just come out here and I will go home with you...
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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