A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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