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it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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