Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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