Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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