This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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Boobs are out for the taking
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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