i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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