AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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