Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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