and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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