i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I love having hate sex.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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