You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
