How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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