Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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