i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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