Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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