He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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