Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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