Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Randomize
