I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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