If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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