Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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