THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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